Gonzo!

This week, I have been a little confused. See, I have been looking up a lot of "gonzo porn" on the world wide interweb, but I am yet to encounter the famous muppet in any of the movies that I have watched. And believe me, I have watched a lot, just make sure. Yes, if there's one thing I like, it's naked muppets - that's what I always say.

This is odd, because you would think that Gonzo's protruding nose would make him a shoe-in for almost any role in muppet-on-muppet porn action. Even if it is a bit wonky. But in fact, I haven't seen any of the muppets, not even Miss Piggy, who everybody knows is a complete slut.

However, thanks to the magic of Wikipedia, my misunderstanding has been clarified. Although if there's definitely not going to be any muppet action, I'm not so interested, to be honest.

In other news, the government advises that men should make certain that a woman has consented to sex, in order to avoid being accused of rape.

Plainly, this is ridiculous. If I find myself in bed with a woman, I don't want anything like "consent" to stand in the way of my meticulous foreplay. I've already gone to the trouble of watching her apartment to make sure she's all alone, forced a window open, squeezed inside, given her a sharp blow to the head to "relax" her... and NOW you want me to wake her up again just to make sure if she's "ok" with the course of events? Unlikely.

Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?
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