I'm gonna' patent this idea so don't steal it...
I really must protest in the strongest possible terms about the atrocious weather afflicting us here in the UK right now. I have been in a state of perpetual moist-ness for the past two days. And I'm not happy about it.
If I were a diabolical genius with a weather-control machine, like on one of those bad films off the telly, I would not bother destroying New York with a terrible hurricane. Oh no. Such aggression is the last resort of the weak and unimaginative. And Muslims. Rather, I would create a "sunshine subscription service" to guarantee a warm and pleasant atmosphere.
Yes, that's right, for as every good diabolical genius knows: it's capitalism which is the true evil. Do you see?
And here is a water-related tune by the great saxophonist Gary Bartz:
posted by The Capgras Delusion at 9:28 AM
5 Comments:
Fuck off with your water. No more rain! I'm going to picket.
xxB
I am moist to the point of chafage right now. Where did I leave that lubricant...?
stashed down the back of the cistern in the men's loos?
Yep, got it. Thanks. Someone seems to have been using it though...
I don't suppose that "Someone" was just too drunk to recall anything? Its nothing to be ashamed of... remember, buggery is the sincerest form of flattery.
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