Never underestimate the benefits of flesh...
An enterprising doctor has conceived of an innovative scheme to improve the nutrition and wellbeing of his patients - a prescription that can be exchanged at the local butcher for a nice hunk of red meat.I hope his venture proves to be a sight more successful than one of my own health initiatives. You see, for several years now I have been running a "meat-injection service" out of my bedroom - as part of the flagship NHS "get-fucked-in-a-disappointing-manner" scheme.
Inexplicably, demand has been low. Take-up has been poor. Furthermore, of the patients who do sign up for a course of "medication", many seem to drop out after their first session... baffling.
I think I need to get Patricia Hewitt on the case.
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Approximate percentage that this blog corresponds to reality = 52%
posted by The Capgras Delusion at 8:00 PM
5 Comments:
Maybe you just need some of this -"so effective that it is almost unfair to women!" (or a subsciption to Marie Claire)
xxB
How can a chemical that leads to a 68% increase in "dates/intercourse" be unfair to women? Oh sure, you liberals could argue that it may impair their ability to make a "rational decision" about whether to have sex - but then so does alcohol. And Rohypnol.
"...evolution has robbed men of the ability to naturally produce sufficient quantities of these pheromones..."
Evolution: thieving cunt.
If you pay me I'll come and do your marketing.
Do you accept payment in kind?
perhaps a part-exchange.
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